I am not afraid of any/most ghosts.
Spirits, as proven in A TelAmerican Horror Story, on the other hand… they freak the fug out of me. Spirits are everywhere. Often flying. When they’re not? That means they’re ground level, and that’s where I live. Double freaked the fug out.
You think you’re safe? You watch Workaholics and live in your spirit-free panic room? Then don’t come to me when they want to scratch your eyes out from the optic nerves. That’s on YOU.